And God said, Let there be light, and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. God called the light day, and the darkness he called night. And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
1. Your idea of a tithe is all the change in your left front pocket.
2. Communion means stale bread and mouth rinse... again.
3. If you vocabulary includes any of the following; *%&$, @$#&*&, ^*%(@%!
4. If church is called off on account of NASCAR.
5. The only who can see God in your life; is you.
6. All Prayer times begin, 'Dear Lord, thank you for this food.'
7. You desire someone other than your spouse.
8. When times get rough, you turn to a friend and later ask why God didn't help.
Note:
This is a work of humor. Any resemblance to the real thing is just a co-incidence, but perhaps ones life should be re-evaluated.
Edited by dennisq on November 09 2009 00:33
Your Brother In Christ, >>>--- dennisq ---> But someone will say, You have faith, and I have works.
Show me your faith without your works, and I will show you my faith from my works.
- James 2:18
